An Abnormal Day

A Stupid Poem

By Michael Swan

After sleeping outside

In the night of day

I enter my house

Through the highest window

Pouring in the milk before the cereal

Into a flat, cardboard cup

And then drinking it with a fork and knife

I went to a store today

Through the emergency exit

My cashier took a cart

And gathered products

Then they payed me their money for them

And the government payed me the taxes

I work hard outside

Walking on air, breathing water

And swimming on land

I went to work which was in a hotel

My boss did all the work for me

They used a Bell Telephone to do their work

And an ENIAC to call their workers

In the end, I didn’t pay my boss

For doing my work

And they were happy about that

I went down using an elevator

To get to the highest floor

Then I suddenly went to space

And payed a $0.001 fee or something

To come back to Earth’s other moon

By car and I was payed

But then they spoke the truth

And I was, in reality, sent to Pluto

In at least less than over twelve days

Then I set up a colony there

I then abandoned it

Because I was bored of it

And I travelled back to Earth without fuel

I arrived at the Indian Ocean

And then came to a party uninvited

And no one was there

I then went to swim

A shark began approaching me

I then opened my mouth wide

And ate it in one bite

It made me not full anymore

So I returned home

Because it was starting

To become the day of night

I went to the highest floor

And went awake

Now I’m glad that all of this is over

And I think you can relate